As per reports in a leading business daily, Ms Mayawati has instituted a Statue Protection Force(SPF) whose task is to protect the 12-13 odd statues of herself, and her mentor, spread across the state. For a state that has the dubious distinction of having a very low ratio of policemen per citizen, the ratio of SPF personnel per statue will be the highest in the world. Some consolation indeed! But how does the popular leader intend protecting the statues from the pigeons that are adept at doing what they do. UP probably needs a mini Air Force on gliders/microlights/powered balloons to scare away these birds, so that the indigenous bombs of theirs drop on the hapless citizens, rather than on the statues.
No comments:
Post a Comment